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Oh yes, the good old days.
Can you name the tune that these lyrics go to?
"I tried to cut between two headlights there until I found out they were a matching pair."

When I get to feeling weird the very first thing I do is check the blood sugar. If that is OK, the second thing is the blood pressure but a lot of the times the blood pressure will come back up before I get the blood pressure cup on my arm. I got lucky this time and got the blood pressure cup on bef...

:( :| Yesterday Maria was gone and she took the housekeeper with her and the handyman had called in sick. I was alone. The first indication of problems I was in the bathroom in the garage when I got so dizzy and short of breath, I thought I was going to pass out. Although I got very close to passing...

boredom is got me putting my insanity in writing. I started working on another book. Right now it's nothing more than a long list of stories. A lot of the stories are nothing more than fiction. Also known as bullshit. Even more of them, are a mixture of events in my life that I have inflated with b...

Is that you going in the front door?

How can you tell? If your farts are wet or not, if you're in the hot tub?

You will have skidmarks in your swim shorts.

Layer flock has been shrinking...again...
needs a lead injection.

That is a pretty big, Sylvester.

NIMBY
First I've heard of it. I'll have to Google it and see where it happened.

My old Filipino pitbull liked Tabasco sauce.