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Dieselrider
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by Dieselrider » Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:34 pm
Cheapest
I told maria a joke and cheapest her pants!
Always try to be the best but, never think you are the best.
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PHPaul
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by PHPaul » Wed Jan 25, 2023 5:39 am
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Jim in RP
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by Jim in RP » Wed Jan 25, 2023 7:12 am
Dieselrider wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:34 pm
I told maria a joke and cheapest her pants
Sorry there DR but that one went over my head. I figured it must've been a funny joke because Paul thought it was. You're going to have to explain that one to me. I never did learn much, Spanish/Mexican.
The most frightening thing about my nightmares; They are not dreams.
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Red Dave
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by Red Dave » Wed Jan 25, 2023 9:46 am
Dieselrider wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:34 pm
Cheapest
I told maria a joke and cheapest her pants!
Groan
Good one DR!
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Bkeepr
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by Bkeepr » Wed Jan 25, 2023 5:59 pm
Haha, yep that’s a real groaner…a true “dad joke.” Thanks for posting it, DR!
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Sid
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by Sid » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:30 pm
Jim in RP wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2023 7:12 am
Dieselrider wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:34 pm
I told maria a joke and cheapest her pants
Sorry there DR but that one went over my head. I figured it must've been a funny joke because Paul thought it was. You're going to have to explain that one to me. I never did learn much, Spanish/Mexican.
Jim read it fast out loud and listen to yourself
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Jim in RP
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by Jim in RP » Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:46 am
Sid wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:30 pm
Jim read it fast out loud and listen to yourself
OK I got it: She pissed her panties.
The most frightening thing about my nightmares; They are not dreams.
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GeneMO
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by GeneMO » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:25 am
I love non PC jokes. How long since you have heard a "pollock" joke? Those were all the rage back in the late 60's and 70's. I guess they were not right, but did it really hurt anyone? Besides, to my knowledge, we had no Polish people in our area.
Gene
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Sid
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by Sid » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:44 pm
GeneMO wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:25 am
I love non PC jokes. How long since you have heard a "pollock" joke? Those were all the rage back in the late 60's and 70's. I guess they were not right, but did it really hurt anyone? Besides, to my knowledge, we had no Polish people in our area.
Gene
Farm Show magazine still has Ole and Sven Jokes. I figure if buy din can tell MAGA Jokes it's OK for the rest of us.