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Jim in RP
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In the church

Post by Jim in RP » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:06 am

:twisted: A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won again.

The local newspaper read: PASTOR’S A$$ OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S A$$.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is:

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer! :lol:
Only The Dead Have Seen The end of WAR. "Plato"

Dieselrider
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Re: In the church

Post by Dieselrider » Sat Feb 29, 2020 9:54 pm

Alternative moal: "Don't worry yourself too much over news of an ass" :shock:

Jim in RP
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Re: In the church

Post by Jim in RP » Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:30 am

YES. :D :)
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Sid
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Re: In the church

Post by Sid » Sun Mar 01, 2020 8:01 pm

Reminds me of a story about a priest with the stick of life, a nun and a donkey. They were stranded in the desert without water.

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