You Think That You Are Old?

[Red Dave]

You have nothing on Keith

[GeneMO]

I feel pretty old !

[Jim @ Jawa]

All I need to do is look in the mirror.

I can't see
I can't pee.
I can't chew
I can't screw.
Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad… Can you tell?
My body is drooping
Having trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass.

[GeneMO]

I remember when they invented dirt.

Gene

[Jim @ Jawa]

My first job in the army was spare sharpener.
MOS 69S20

[PHPaul]

Children. Mere children.

I remember when rocks first came out.

[Patria]

Cry babies