You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Sat May 10, 2025 9:08 am
You have nothing on Keith
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Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Mon May 12, 2025 12:19 pm
I feel pretty old !
Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Sat May 17, 2025 8:36 pm
All I need to do is look in the mirror.
I can't see
I can't pee.
I can't chew
I can't screw.
Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad… Can you tell?
My body is drooping
Having trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass.
I can't see
I can't pee.
I can't chew
I can't screw.
Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad… Can you tell?
My body is drooping
Having trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass.
Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 10:22 am
I remember when they invented dirt.
Gene
Gene
Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Mon May 19, 2025 8:08 pm
My first job in the army was spare sharpener.
MOS 69S20
MOS 69S20
Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Tue May 20, 2025 5:16 am
Children. Mere children.
I remember when rocks first came out.
I remember when rocks first came out.
Re: You Think That You Are Old?
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2025 8:08 am
Cry babies 
