Here's one...

[PHPaul]

Probably too easy for this crowd, but it popped into my mind:

"I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please..."

[Jim @ Jawa]

This one makes me wanna sneeze.

[PHPaul]

[Red Dave]

Probably too easy for this crowd, but it popped into my mind:

"I'm tired of waking up on the floor. No thank you please..."

You've got me on that one. No clue.

[PHPaul]

"The no no no no song" by, of all people, Ringo Starr! Written by Hoyt Axton and David Jackson.

First verse is about pot.

Chorus:

No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor.
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze
and makes it too hard to find the door.

Second verse addresses Coke,
Third verse is about 'shine

[GeneMO]

I remember that little ditty !

Gene